"You know that all genius people are arrogant, selfish and self obsessed"
'"Are you calling me a genius??""
"No I'm calling you arrogant selfish and self obsessed. But at least you're a positive thinker"
"Fuck you Jeremiah! I am in real trouble out here. Can you help me or not?"
"Being held in a foreign prison is not trouble. The trouble will start when they find those questionable documents that you were carrying my friend"
"Can we not speak about such things over a public phones"
"Sure so where would you like this conversation to continue over? A coffee house or a pub maybe or are you thinking about sneaking a phone up you're ass into the prison cell and maybe then we can continue the conversation."
"I presume you're still angry with me because of what happened with Amanda"
"You knew that I liked her"
"I also knew you weren't very bright"
"And you used that to nail me "
"So will you help me or not?"
"I'll make sure that you don't get into more trouble than you already are but I'll have to think about whether to get you out of the one you're already in "
"I didn't tell you what trouble I was in it could be trivial to"
"Then I'll leave you to it."
"Have you heard from him?"
"You dumped me remember"
"Yes! I do, now have you heard from him?"
"For him"
"I know its awkward but I am just a minute away from calling the police and lodging a missing complaint so can you now tell me truthfully? Have you heard from him?"
"Of-course I have "
"Where is he?"
"In some prison in a foreign land"
"Are you kidding me? How the hell did he end up there?"
"Smuggling some highly classified documents but I think he was arrested for something trivial "
"You think?"
"Yeah he was pissing me off so I hung up on him"
"He was pissing you off? You're friend calls you from prison in a foreign nation and you hang up on him? And why the hell was he smuggling ? Did you....?"
"No I did not ask him to do it. I warned him against it and yes i hate him"
"I don't believe you!"
"I didn't ask you to do so. I'm merely stating the fact."
"Why was he doing it?"
"I can't tell you that right now. He specifically told me not to"
"Are you going to help him?"
"To an extent"
"Can you tell me where he is right now?"
"I can but it won't be much use"
"Can you arrange for me to talk to him"
"I did sarcastically tell him to hide a phone up his ass. If he took my advice he might otherwise I don't see any hope there"
"You do realize how hard it is to talk to you"
"Of-course I do that's what makes me so special"
"No! It doesn't. It makes you annoying"
"Yet still here we are chatting"
"You do realize we are the two people you go about publicly expressing you're dislike for and yet still you're trying to help us both. That makes you..."
"Pathetic! Now that you mention it I realize it too"
"I was going to say sweet and helpful but now I think you really are pathetic"
"Now that you're completely pissed of can I ask about you're marriage?"
"What marriage?"
"The one you had"
"Trying rephrasing that to one I don't know about"
"There are picture of you in wedding gown in you're Facebook profile"
"And did you read the caption?"
"No! watching you getting married was hard enough how the hell do you suppose I could read about it"
"Were you drunk?"
"How else could I have looked at you're happy life while I am all alone sulking"
"Are you texting while talking to me? And if you had read the caption you would have realized that it was for a play"
"You married to get a role in the play?"
"No! Ass-whole! It was from my play. The photographs"
"Well they never tell you to not drink and browse. And drinking do leads to bad judgements and accidents"
"Who are you texting?"
"My contact. To get you're boyfriend out of the prison"
"He's not my boyfriend and you're pissing me off. Call me when you get to know anything"
'"Are you calling me a genius??""
"No I'm calling you arrogant selfish and self obsessed. But at least you're a positive thinker"
"Fuck you Jeremiah! I am in real trouble out here. Can you help me or not?"
"Being held in a foreign prison is not trouble. The trouble will start when they find those questionable documents that you were carrying my friend"
"Can we not speak about such things over a public phones"
"Sure so where would you like this conversation to continue over? A coffee house or a pub maybe or are you thinking about sneaking a phone up you're ass into the prison cell and maybe then we can continue the conversation."
"I presume you're still angry with me because of what happened with Amanda"
"You knew that I liked her"
"I also knew you weren't very bright"
"And you used that to nail me "
"So will you help me or not?"
"I'll make sure that you don't get into more trouble than you already are but I'll have to think about whether to get you out of the one you're already in "
"I didn't tell you what trouble I was in it could be trivial to"
"Then I'll leave you to it."
"Have you heard from him?"
"You dumped me remember"
"Yes! I do, now have you heard from him?"
"For him"
"I know its awkward but I am just a minute away from calling the police and lodging a missing complaint so can you now tell me truthfully? Have you heard from him?"
"Of-course I have "
"Where is he?"
"In some prison in a foreign land"
"Are you kidding me? How the hell did he end up there?"
"Smuggling some highly classified documents but I think he was arrested for something trivial "
"You think?"
"Yeah he was pissing me off so I hung up on him"
"He was pissing you off? You're friend calls you from prison in a foreign nation and you hang up on him? And why the hell was he smuggling ? Did you....?"
"No I did not ask him to do it. I warned him against it and yes i hate him"
"I don't believe you!"
"I didn't ask you to do so. I'm merely stating the fact."
"Why was he doing it?"
"I can't tell you that right now. He specifically told me not to"
"Are you going to help him?"
"To an extent"
"Can you tell me where he is right now?"
"I can but it won't be much use"
"Can you arrange for me to talk to him"
"I did sarcastically tell him to hide a phone up his ass. If he took my advice he might otherwise I don't see any hope there"
"You do realize how hard it is to talk to you"
"Of-course I do that's what makes me so special"
"No! It doesn't. It makes you annoying"
"Yet still here we are chatting"
"You do realize we are the two people you go about publicly expressing you're dislike for and yet still you're trying to help us both. That makes you..."
"Pathetic! Now that you mention it I realize it too"
"I was going to say sweet and helpful but now I think you really are pathetic"
"Now that you're completely pissed of can I ask about you're marriage?"
"What marriage?"
"The one you had"
"Trying rephrasing that to one I don't know about"
"There are picture of you in wedding gown in you're Facebook profile"
"And did you read the caption?"
"No! watching you getting married was hard enough how the hell do you suppose I could read about it"
"Were you drunk?"
"How else could I have looked at you're happy life while I am all alone sulking"
"Are you texting while talking to me? And if you had read the caption you would have realized that it was for a play"
"You married to get a role in the play?"
"No! Ass-whole! It was from my play. The photographs"
"Well they never tell you to not drink and browse. And drinking do leads to bad judgements and accidents"
"Who are you texting?"
"My contact. To get you're boyfriend out of the prison"
"He's not my boyfriend and you're pissing me off. Call me when you get to know anything"
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