I never thought that anyone could beat Ratul in a fight of mouth i.e he could speak more word's per minute(while making sense) than any person i have ever known But guess there is an exception to every rule. The beast that brought mighty Ratul to his knees was breeding right in the house opposite to Ratul. More on that later first the story of the spies that were following Mr.Ratul around the school(yeah he actually had Jassos that followed him around and kept eye on him in the school)
Ratul:"Bhenchod kal ghar pe lode lag gaye."
Pant:"Kya hua be?"
Bimari(Yeah that's me): "Kya hua be? Kun rota rehta hai tu"
Ratul: "Sale shit tu zayda na bol. Sale ghar pe no dikhaye ghar waloon ne gaand mar........."
Pant: "Maar le kun nahin bol raha sale chutiye"
*le Wild mali baba appears(Yeah i have been reading a lot of those trolls lately...:D)
Ratul:"Oye chup raho be!!!"
Ratul looked quite scared and since he asked to keep us quite, We started abusing at the top of our voice.
Ratul:"Saloon mere baap ne school mein mere piche jassos laga rakhe hain. kal he puchta tu bunker spot pe bahut dikhta hai aajkal"
Pant: "Hahahaha.......sahi hai be "
Ratul:"Pant zayda mat bol warna sab ko bata dunga ke N.....I...KK..I Kahan rehte ha?"
After that Ratul recieved a few more punches and then we headed for the class.
After the school was over it was our custom to walk aimlessly in our colony as we all lived in the same colony as our school and going home early was something unheard off. After walking around the market and abusing each other in hopes that someone will relent to the abusing and buy us all some patties we headed home since Ratul's home was nearest we dropped him off first.
Ratul:"Chalo nikal jao abb bhenchod"
Bimari: "Sale pani to pila de"
Ratul:"bahar ruk bottle leke aata hoon"
Dawat(Ye apna bhai hai.):"Kun sale andar kun nahin aane deta"
Ratul:"Sale kutoon ko ghar ke andar nahin laate"
Dawat:"tere maa ke ankh. Sale tujhe mein bata hoon"
Ratul ran quite quickly through the flight of stairs leading up to his house and closed the door. Now the stairs were bounded by walls on both side and there were two door on it end. Ratul lived in the first floor(yeah I am telling you this for a reason. Kepp reading to know it). Dawat came down looking a bit disappointed We waited downstairs while ratul brought us the promised bottle of water.
Ratul:"Saloon tum apne ghar jake paani kun nahin pete "
Dawat:"Bhai mere ghar mein fridge khrab hai
Ratul: "Salle tera ghar nahin hai bhangar ke dukan hai wahan pe sab cheeze kharab he aati hai
Dawat: "Pitega sale tu"
Ratul:"Abe oooo socket ke......."
Bimari: "Oye ye socket kaun hai be" I was a new guy so pretty much unaware of a lot of previous stuff and things that the old timers new
Ratul:"Dawat bata doon isse kaun hai socket"
Dawat:"Oye !!! Oye!!!"
Bimari:"Oye bata na Rabiit RAtul kaun hai ye socket "
Ratul:"Jahan Dawat apne gussane ke koshish kar raha tha"
And then there was a slight scuffle whic was followed by choking of Mr.Ratul. After the commotion subsided i realized ratul wasn't gonna tell the tale of the Dawat and the socket today i'll just have to wait. Ratul started going up through the stairs
Then we saw a random pet dog running towards us or atleast in our direction. Now were standing below a few feets away from the starting of the stairs leading up to Ratul's house. The Dog left us at piece and made its way up the stairs
Dawat:"Tune kuch awaz sune?? "
Ratul:"Ohh !! "
We ran back to see the commoiton. A happy dog was leaving the flight of stairs atop of which sat Mr.Ratul holding his hand and a bite mark on it.
Dawat:"HAHAHA!!!! BC Ye kya hua?"
Ratul:"Sale kutte ne kat diya "
Dawat:"Hahahaha!!! Chal koi na"
Ratul:"KOI NA!! Sale injection lagane padenge"
Dawat: "Abe sale kutte kutton ko kat te hain to injection na lagta "
Well this was how Mr.Ratul was beaten by by anyone using only his mouth for the first time and well we never came to know why the dog bit him in the first place and why the hell was it so happy after doing it. It wasn't like he was beating him or anything it just came right running at him bit him and then happily went back.
Ratul:"Bhenchod kal ghar pe lode lag gaye."
Pant:"Kya hua be?"
Bimari(Yeah that's me): "Kya hua be? Kun rota rehta hai tu"
Ratul: "Sale shit tu zayda na bol. Sale ghar pe no dikhaye ghar waloon ne gaand mar........."
Pant: "Maar le kun nahin bol raha sale chutiye"
*le Wild mali baba appears(Yeah i have been reading a lot of those trolls lately...:D)
Ratul:"Oye chup raho be!!!"
Ratul looked quite scared and since he asked to keep us quite, We started abusing at the top of our voice.
Ratul:"Saloon mere baap ne school mein mere piche jassos laga rakhe hain. kal he puchta tu bunker spot pe bahut dikhta hai aajkal"
Pant: "Hahahaha.......sahi hai be "
Ratul:"Pant zayda mat bol warna sab ko bata dunga ke N.....I...KK..I Kahan rehte ha?"
After that Ratul recieved a few more punches and then we headed for the class.
After the school was over it was our custom to walk aimlessly in our colony as we all lived in the same colony as our school and going home early was something unheard off. After walking around the market and abusing each other in hopes that someone will relent to the abusing and buy us all some patties we headed home since Ratul's home was nearest we dropped him off first.
Ratul:"Chalo nikal jao abb bhenchod"
Bimari: "Sale pani to pila de"
Ratul:"bahar ruk bottle leke aata hoon"
Dawat(Ye apna bhai hai.):"Kun sale andar kun nahin aane deta"
Ratul:"Sale kutoon ko ghar ke andar nahin laate"
Dawat:"tere maa ke ankh. Sale tujhe mein bata hoon"
Ratul ran quite quickly through the flight of stairs leading up to his house and closed the door. Now the stairs were bounded by walls on both side and there were two door on it end. Ratul lived in the first floor(yeah I am telling you this for a reason. Kepp reading to know it). Dawat came down looking a bit disappointed We waited downstairs while ratul brought us the promised bottle of water.
Ratul:"Saloon tum apne ghar jake paani kun nahin pete "
Dawat:"Bhai mere ghar mein fridge khrab hai
Ratul: "Salle tera ghar nahin hai bhangar ke dukan hai wahan pe sab cheeze kharab he aati hai
Dawat: "Pitega sale tu"
Ratul:"Abe oooo socket ke......."
Bimari: "Oye ye socket kaun hai be" I was a new guy so pretty much unaware of a lot of previous stuff and things that the old timers new
Ratul:"Dawat bata doon isse kaun hai socket"
Dawat:"Oye !!! Oye!!!"
Bimari:"Oye bata na Rabiit RAtul kaun hai ye socket "
Ratul:"Jahan Dawat apne gussane ke koshish kar raha tha"
And then there was a slight scuffle whic was followed by choking of Mr.Ratul. After the commotion subsided i realized ratul wasn't gonna tell the tale of the Dawat and the socket today i'll just have to wait. Ratul started going up through the stairs
Then we saw a random pet dog running towards us or atleast in our direction. Now were standing below a few feets away from the starting of the stairs leading up to Ratul's house. The Dog left us at piece and made its way up the stairs
Dawat:"Tune kuch awaz sune?? "
Ratul:"Ohh !! "
We ran back to see the commoiton. A happy dog was leaving the flight of stairs atop of which sat Mr.Ratul holding his hand and a bite mark on it.
Dawat:"HAHAHA!!!! BC Ye kya hua?"
Ratul:"Sale kutte ne kat diya "
Dawat:"Hahahaha!!! Chal koi na"
Ratul:"KOI NA!! Sale injection lagane padenge"
Dawat: "Abe sale kutte kutton ko kat te hain to injection na lagta "
Well this was how Mr.Ratul was beaten by by anyone using only his mouth for the first time and well we never came to know why the dog bit him in the first place and why the hell was it so happy after doing it. It wasn't like he was beating him or anything it just came right running at him bit him and then happily went back.
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